I think I will pass.

It was if it was a suicide note. 

What is the whole point of making a sex tape? Porn is supposed to be about fantasy. You must be really conceited to jerk off to yourself. Maybe you can use it to critique your partner’s performance. Get out the John Madden telistrator and start drawing what they should have done.

No, some people are fucking hideous.

Am I supposed to be impressed by the success of an imaginary frog? Why is it ok that a frog and pig date? When a guy fucks a horse, it’s beastiality and the guy goes to jail. Why is no one else disturbed?

youngandprettylifestylee:

HOLY FUCK, if someone asked me out like this we’d be getting married.

A lot of you are probably impressed with this. What you don’t know, is this is from police evidence. A stalking case. He killed the girl. How do you feel now.

Time for a reality show idea. You put together teams of four people. You let each team kill a homeless guy then you give them three days to find the best hiding space for the body. The last team with the body still hidden wins the million dollars.